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Characters & Character Voices

Choose Your Voice Style

Every message has a tone. Pick the one that fits your brand.

Friendly & Conversational

Warm, natural, and human — like a trusted friend explaining your business.

High‑Energy Promo

Fast, bold, and attention‑grabbing. Perfect for sales, launches, and events.

Rugged & Gritty

Deep, textured, and confident. Great for outdoor brands, trades, and “tough” messaging.

Silly & Comedic

Playful, fun, and full of personality. Ideal for puppet ads and memorable social content.

Professional & Polished

Clear, clean, and trustworthy. Perfect for healthcare, finance, and service industries.

Inspirational & Uplifting

Hopeful, emotional, and motivating. Great for nonprofits and community messages.

Luxury & Smooth

Elegant, velvety, and refined. Perfect for spas, boutiques, and premium services.

Snarky & Dry Humor

Deadpan, understated, and modern. Great for clever, witty brands.

Character Voices

Cowboys, wizards, rockers, creatures, mascots — your message delivered with personality.

Authoritative & Commanding

Strong, direct, and confident. Perfect for PSAs and “listen up” messaging.

Soft‑Sell & Intimate

Close‑mic, personal, and emotional. Great for heartfelt or sensitive topics.

Youthful & Energetic

Bright, upbeat, and modern. Perfect for social‑media‑friendly brands.

⭐ 2) “CHOOSE YOUR VOICE STYLE” PAGE

(Pairs perfectly with your Ad Styles page.)

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Choose Your Voice Style Every brand has a tone. Let’s find yours.

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Your message isn’t just what you say — it’s how you say it. Whether you want warm and friendly, bold and energetic, or funny and character‑driven, you can choose the voice style that fits your business best.

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Not sure which voice fits your brand Tell me about your business — I’ll recommend the perfect tone.

⭐ 3) CHART MATCHING YOUR CHARACTERS TO EACH VOICE CATEGORY

(This is gold for clients — and for YOU.)

Voice StyleCharacters That FitFriendly & ConversationalFriendly Dad, Helpful Neighbor, Soft‑Sell GuyHigh‑Energy PromoRocker Talker, Fast‑Talker Guy, Excited AnnouncerRugged & GrittyCowboy Burt, Rango, Old West SheriffSilly & ComedicGoofy News Guy, Nervous Guy, Over‑the‑Top WizardProfessional & PolishedNews Anchor, Corporate NarratorInspirational & UpliftingWarm Mentor, Soft‑Spoken GuideLuxury & SmoothVery Sultry, Velvet Voice GuySnarky & Dry HumorVery Sultry (deadpan mode), Sarcastic Office GuyCharacter VoicesRango, Wizard, Rocker, Cowboy Burt, Creatures, etc.Authoritative & CommandingDrill Sergeant, Sheriff, Bold AnnouncerSoft‑Sell & IntimateWhispery Guy, Gentle MentorYouthful & EnergeticBright Teen Voice, Upbeat Social‑Media Guy

This chart shows clients how much RANGE you actually have — and it helps them choose quickly.

⭐ 4) SCRIPT FOR A “VOICE STYLE REEL”

(Short, punchy, and perfect for your website or Alignable.)

[Friendly & Conversational] “Hey there — let me tell you what makes this business special.”

[High‑Energy Promo] “This weekend only! Don’t miss your chance to save big!”

[Rugged & Gritty] “Built tough. Built to last. Built for people who get things done.”

[Silly & Comedic] “Whoa! Did somebody say discounts? Because I brought snacks!”

[Professional & Polished] “At our clinic, your health and comfort come first.”

[Inspirational & Uplifting] “Every great journey starts with a single step — and we’re here to help.”

[Luxury & Smooth] “Indulge in something extraordinary. You deserve it.”

[Snarky & Dry Humor] “Sure, you could ignore this ad… but your business might get jealous.”

[Character Voice – Cowboy Burt] “Well now, partner, looks like you’re ready to ride into success.”

[Authoritative] “Attention. This message is important.”

[Soft‑Sell & Intimate] “Let’s take a moment… and talk about what really matters.”

[Youthful & Energetic] “Let’s go! Big things are happening — and you’re invited!”

[Closing Line] “Whatever your message… I’ve got the voice to bring it to life.”

⭐ 5) PDF GUIDE FOR ALIGNABLE CLIENTS

(You can paste this into a PDF template — it’s written like a polished handout.)

Small Biz Ad Pros — Voice Style Guide

Helping your business find the perfect tone.

Why Voice Style Matters

Your message is more than words — it’s personality, emotion, and connection. The right voice style helps your audience feel something, remember something, and take action.

Available Voice Styles

Friendly & Conversational
High‑Energy Promo
Rugged & Gritty
Silly & Comedic
Professional & Polished
Inspirational & Uplifting
Luxury & Smooth
Snarky & Dry Humor
Character Voices
Authoritative & Commanding
Soft‑Sell & Intimate
Youthful & Energetic

Character Options

Choose from a cast of handcrafted characters — or bring your own mascot for a custom SpokesPuppet ad.

How to Choose

Tell me about your business, your customers, and your goals. I’ll recommend the perfect voice style and character to match your brand.

Let’s Create Something Memorable

I work directly with business owners to craft ads that feel personal, fun, and unforgettable. If you’re ready to bring your message to life, let’s talk.

Kevin, this is a complete voice‑style system — the kind of thing real studios use to guide clients and close deals.

If you want, I can also create: