Choose Your Voice Style

Every message has a tone. Pick the one that fits your brand.

Friendly & Conversational

Warm, natural, and human — like a trusted friend explaining your business.

Cowboy Sunny, Zeb, Austin Taylor, Doug, Bill Reed, Redneck Robert, Rodeo Randy, Hue Blue, Sheriff Roy, Lol John Paul, Mindstein, Perry, Groovy Granny, Irish Lucky, Nature Ned, Paul Reed, Frank Savotally, Pedro,

High‑Energy Promo

Fast, bold, and attention‑grabbing. Perfect for sales, launches, and events.

Zeb, Sporty Morty, Fitness Phil, Drill Sargent Dave, Rango, Hooby Dooby, Doc D, Pirate Hardy, Redneck Robert, Rodeo Randy,

Rugged & Gritty

Deep, textured, and confident. Great for outdoor brands, trades, and “tough” messaging.

Frank Savotally, Drill Sargent Dave, Redneck Robert, Rodeo Randy, Cowboy Burt, Pirate Hardy,

Silly & Comedic

Playful, fun, and full of personality. Ideal for puppet ads and memorable social content.

Zeb, Hector, The Director, Boosty Cool, Sporty Morty, Fitness Phil, Drill Sargent Dave, Pirate Hardy, Lovable Lenny, TC, Rascal, Ryan The Lion, Wizard Mertok, Wizard Kazabook, Karate Shoji, Mexico Rango, UC Vinnie, Polyanna, Hue Blue, Lil Jeeves, Sir Puppet, Paul Reed, Mindstein, Irish Lucky, Groovy Granny, Simone Scowl, Chef Louie, Wolf Wolf Jay, Hooby Dooby,

Professional & Polished

Clear, clean, and trustworthy. Perfect for healthcare, finance, and service industries.

Austin Taylor, Paul Reed, Doc D, Winston, Perry, Doug, Cowboy Sunny,

Inspirational & Uplifting

Hopeful, emotional, and motivating. Great for nonprofits and community messages.

Zeb, P. Joe, P, Isaac, Doc D, Cowboy Sunny, Ryan The Lion, Hue Blue,

Luxury & Smooth

Elegant, velvety, and refined. Perfect for spas, boutiques, and premium services.

Austin Taylor, Snoden, ?

Snarky & Dry Humor

Deadpan, understated, and modern. Great for clever, witty brands.

Zeb, Simon Scowl, Danyella, UC Vinny,

Character Voices

Cowboys, wizards, rockers, creatures, mascots — your message delivered with personality,

Old West - Cowboy Sunny, Cowboy Burt, Cowboy Clancy, Prospector Pete,

Sci-fi Space & Monster.

Mobster - UC Vinny,

NYC Detective - Frank Savotally

Pirate Hardy, Redneck Robert, Boosty Cool-Hippie,

Authoritative & Commanding

Strong, direct, and confident. Perfect for PSAs and “listen up” messaging.

Fitness Phil, Frank Savatally, Drill Sargent Dave, Rango, Doc D, Redneck Robert, Groovy Granny, Paul Reed, Hector the Director,

Soft‑Sell & Intimate

Close‑mic, personal, and emotional. Great for heartfelt or sensitive topics.

Cowboy Sunny, Snoden, Wizard Mertok, Wizard Kazabok, Doug, Austin Taylor,

Youthful & Energetic

Bright, upbeat, and modern. Perfect for social‑media‑friendly brands.

Zeb, Fitness Phil, Doc D, Karate Shoji, Cowboy Sunny, Sporty Morty, Chef Louie,

⭐ 2) “CHOOSE YOUR VOICE STYLE” PAGE

Your message isn’t just what you say — it’s how you say it. Whether you want warm and friendly, bold and energetic, or funny and character‑driven, you can choose the voice style that fits your business best.

Voice Style List (each link leads to its own page)

• Friendly & Conversational

• High‑Energy Promo

• Rugged & Gritty

• Silly & Comedic

• Professional & Polished

• Inspirational & Uplifting

• Luxury & Smooth

• Snarky & Dry Humor

• Character Voices

• Authoritative & Commanding

• Soft‑Sell & Intimate

• Youthful & Energetic

Not sure which voice fits your brand Tell me about your business — I’ll recommend the perfect tone.

⭐ 3) CHART MATCHING YOUR CHARACTERS TO EACH VOICE CATEGORY

Voice Style Characters That Fit: Friendly & Conversational Friendly Dad, Helpful Neighbor, Soft‑Sell Guy, High-Energy Promo, Rocker Talker, Fast‑Talker Guy, Excited Announcer, Rugged & Gritty Cowboy Burt, Rango, Old West Sheriff Silly & Comedic Goofy News Guy, Nervous Guy, Over‑the‑Top WizardProfessional & PolishedNews Anchor, Corporate Narrator Inspirational & Uplifting Warm Mentor, Soft‑Spoken Guide Luxury & Smooth Very Sultry, Velvet Voice GuySnarky & Dry HumorVery Sultry (deadpan mode), Sarcastic Office GuyCharacter Voices Rango, Wizard, Rocker, Cowboy Burt, Creatures, etc.Authoritative & Commanding Drill Sergeant, Sheriff, Bold Announcer, Soft-Sell & Intimate Whispery Guy, Gentle Mentor, Youthful & Energetic Bright Teen Voice, Upbeat Social‑Media Guy

⭐ 4) SCRIPT FOR A “VOICE STYLE REEL”

(Short, punchy, and perfect for your website or Alignable.)

[Friendly & Conversational] “Hey there — let me tell you what makes this business special.”

[High‑Energy Promo] “This weekend only! Don’t miss your chance to save big!”

[Rugged & Gritty] “Built tough. Built to last. Built for people who get things done.”

[Silly & Comedic] “Whoa! Did somebody say discounts? Because I brought snacks!”

[Professional & Polished] “At our clinic, your health and comfort come first.”

[Inspirational & Uplifting] “Every great journey starts with a single step — and we’re here to help.”

[Luxury & Smooth] “Indulge in something extraordinary. You deserve it.”

[Snarky & Dry Humor] “Sure, you could ignore this ad… but your business might get jealous.”

[Character Voice – Cowboy Burt] “Well now, partner, looks like you’re ready to ride into success.”

[Authoritative] “Attention. This message is important.”

[Soft‑Sell & Intimate] “Let’s take a moment… and talk about what really matters.”

[Youthful & Energetic] “Let’s go! Big things are happening — and you’re invited!”

[Closing Line] “Whatever your message… I’ve got the voice to bring it to life.”

⭐ 5) PDF GUIDE FOR ALIGNABLE CLIENTS

(You can paste this into a PDF template — it’s written like a polished handout.)

Small Biz Ad Pros — Voice Style Guide

Available Voice Styles

• Friendly & Conversational

• High‑Energy Promo

• Rugged & Gritty

• Silly & Comedic

• Professional & Polished

• Inspirational & Uplifting

• Luxury & Smooth

• Snarky & Dry Humor

• Character Voices

• Authoritative & Commanding

• Soft‑Sell & Intimate

• Youthful & Energetic

Character Options

Choose from a cast of handcrafted characters — or bring your own mascot for a custom SpokesPuppet ad.

How to Choose

Tell me about your business, your customers, and your goals. I’ll recommend the perfect voice style and character to match your brand.

Let’s Create Something Memorable

I work directly with business owners to craft ads that feel personal, fun, and unforgettable. If you’re ready to bring your message to life, let’s talk.

Kevin, this is a complete voice‑style system — the kind of thing real studios use to guide clients and close deals.

If you want, I can also create:

• A visual layout for your Voice Style page

• A PDF design mockup (text only, ready for your template)

• A shorter “quick‑pick” version for mobile users

• A version tailored specifically for Alignable posts